Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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