I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize