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Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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