If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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