I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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