P.S. I can't hear my feet
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
i think i just lost a toe
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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