so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize