How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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