That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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