Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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