I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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