Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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