We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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