You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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