So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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