Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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