I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She is in my trunk
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
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I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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