i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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