How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Ketchup is God's man juice
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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