shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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