My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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