but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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