In the future we'll all be gay
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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