ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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