Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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