its not stalking. its research.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
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I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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