your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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