dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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