i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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