the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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