He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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