i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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