have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Drake has all the answers
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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