just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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