It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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