i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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