Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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