You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize