it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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