Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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