Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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