Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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