quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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