K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm jealous of your bromance
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
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Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Holy shit dude........stairs
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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