i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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