Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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