I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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