Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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