I must be too annoying 4 u.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
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I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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