Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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